New Mac!
An Apple computer is a mystical object. Revered by geek-a-nerds everywhere, opening a new Mac is no simple action. The first time is a rite of passage. Subsequent times akin to a spiritual rebirth. I am no exception. Save the fact that I am not writing this in Safari, it has been too long since I had a state of the art Apple. And so, without further ado, I give you my new Mac.

An unassuming brown box. How could so much wonder lie within?

Its true self revealed. Dear YHWH Apple knows how to make a box. In fact, I would say that packaging is 10% of its splendor.

Even the styrofoam looks nice

The Mac faithful have no need for instructions. But just in case, I better review the dogma…

My old G3 iBook compared to my new MacBook. Trust me, it is a world of difference. As if I am on an entirely different spiritual plane. Apple, I cannot discern if you are an agent of Satan or of the Almighty. Either way, I am loving it…