New Mac!

An Apple computer is a mystical object.  Revered by geek-a-nerds everywhere, opening a new Mac is no simple action.  The first time is a rite of passage.  Subsequent times akin to a spiritual rebirth.  I am no exception.  Save the fact that I am not writing this in Safari, it has been too long since I had a state of the art Apple.  And so, without further ado, I give you my new Mac.

A simple brown box

An unassuming brown box.  How could so much wonder lie within?

The meat and potatoes

Its true self revealed.  Dear YHWH Apple knows how to make a box.  In fact, I would say that packaging is 10% of its splendor.

Styrafoam

Even the styrofoam looks nice

Instructions

The Mac faithful have no need for instructions.  But just in case, I better review the dogma…

Old and new

My old G3 iBook compared to my new MacBook.  Trust me, it is a world of difference.  As if I am on an entirely different spiritual plane.  Apple, I cannot discern if you are an agent of Satan or of the Almighty.  Either way, I am loving it…