Archive for the ‘Culinary Delights’ Category

Ruminations on tidying up…

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

This weekend I started, in earnest, the effort to tidy up my room in preparation for a visit by the illustrious Catalina.  My labors have borne some fruit, as one no longer needs to perform complex acrobatics in order to traverse the floor.  And in this process I came face-to-face with a truism of putting one’s effects in order: that, invariably, one will run across something of interest, forgotten in the intervening days since its initial placement.  One such item that I found today is a receipt from Paradise Bakery & Cafe, which, by the way, has the most delicious cookies.  Like, orgasmically good.  What strikes me most is that I purchased two cookies for $1.35, which seems like a steal in this day and age.  I just wish they had locations in the Old Line State, although it does give me further incentive to visit Indy.

The future of classic rock shall be forever changed!

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

Are you excited about the new Guns n’ Roses album?  Ever star in a movie with Axl Rose, where you were lost in the desert and giant scorpions roamed the land?  Do you like Dr. Pepper?  If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you might be interested to know that Dr. Pepper (the corporation) is giving out a free Dr. Pepper (the soft drink) to every American person (you don’t need to be a citizen, just live here) in honor of a pledge it made that it would do so if Guns n’ Roses actually released a new album this year.  Apparently you shouldn’t underestimate Axl Rose.  I know I never will again.  I do applaud Dr. Pepper (the corporation) for sticking to an inane promise it made; this sets it a cut above the vast majority of corporations.  For once, hubris has the sweet taste of Dr. Pepper (the soft drink)…

Something that shouldn’t remind me of food…

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

The panda in this video reminds me of 叉焼包 when it’s hiding from the little girl… and, damnit, it’s making me hungry…

Care package…

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Today I received a care package from my mother with the following contents:

  • 5 cans of Masaman curry paste
  • 2 cans of Panang curry paste
  • 1 t-shirt I left in Georgia over Christmas, covered in dog hair
  • Zester

Needless to say, I have the best mom ever.  Mmmm…  Masaman curry…

Happy Fat Tuesday!

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

You gotta love a holiday called “Pancake Day”…  And, yes, those are chocolate chips…

 Pancakes on Pancake Day

Pancakes on Pancake Day

Down home, Southern (Indian) style cookin’…

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

So, I’ve realized that even though the word “Maryland” appears in the title of this blog, I rarely write about Maryland. I guess, in a way, I don’t get out much. And my interests tend to focus outside of this country, despite how much I love it. So, to buck the trend, I will write about my favorite restaurant in Columbia, the Mango Grove.

Mango Grove (MG) serves southern style Indian food. That means dosai instead of curry. Having a crazy, Tamil friend is good for introducing one to the deliciousness that is dosai. And MG just so happens to make very delicious dosai. In fact, the best I’ve had, although since I’ve only had dosai at one other place, it may not make for the best comparison. Still a true statement, damnit! My personal favorite is the Butter Roast Masala Dosai (sounds healthy, don’t it?), although the Mysore Masala Dosai is also quite tasty. The only “flop” that I’ve had at MG was the Madras Rava Masala Dosai, but that was more it not being to my liking and not that it was of an inferior quality. MG, like every other Indian restaurant in America, also serves that embodiment of pure delight known as the mango lassi (forsooth, it is the avatar of Ganesh!). Truly, you can’t go wrong with this place. The dosai are light, the stuffing tasty and of proper proportion, and the chutneys perfect for dipping.

Now for the inedible aspects of one’s dining experience at MG. Like most Indian restaurants I have been to, the interior is rather bland. My suggestion would be to bring an attractive friend, so that you have something to look at aside from the tacky decor. The table cloths also look like they haven’t been washed since the Reagan administration, but that isn’t so important because you’ll be eating with your hands anyway. Unless you go on a Saturday night, you will mostly be one of the few people in the restaurant, so the service is very prompt. The waiters are friendly and attentive, so make sure to leave a nice tip. So, the ambiance of MG is not the best I have experienced, but the food is fantastic, and when I get home I remember the good feelings in my belly and not the stained table cloth.

To drive home how much I enjoy this place, my worst experience with MG happened to be when a friend and I tried going on a Tuesday, which happens to be the one day of the week it is closed. Disappointed, we headed to the hybrid Sino-Indian place next door, which was gawd awful. If you drive up to MG and it is closed, DO NOT GO NEXT DOOR! Can’t stress that enough.

So, if you happen to be a little weird like myself, like south Indian cuisine, and live within driving distance of Columbia, MD, head on over to the Mango Grove. The $12 you’ll throw down for a dosai and mango lassi is a steal, in my opinion.

On my Christmas wish list…

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

OK, I know what I want for Christmas. A limo with a Waffle House in the back

Timbits Abroad…

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

Those of you who have traveled to, or lived in, Canada or several states in the North-East may know the deliciousness that is Tim Hortons.  Those of you who do not, I recommend a sojourn up north.  Or, if you prefer, Kandahar, Afghanistan.  That’s right.  Everyone’s favorite Canadian donut chain has a branch in Afghanistan.  Granted, it is on a NATO base, but I find it interesting that Tim Hortons first store outside of North America happens to be in Central Asia.  All the more reason, in my opinion, to join the Canadian military.

I know that a number of American brands globalized their operations by following the troops in WWII.  Coca-Cola comes to mind; it was confined mostly to the South beforehand.  So, will the same happen with Tim Hortons?  Only time will tell.  Of course, there is a huge difference between post-war Japan and Germany and post-Taliban Afghanistan, so the magic eight ball that is my mind says, “Outlook not so good.”  It would be pretty nifty, though, to be munching on Timbits in Kandahar or Kabul…

As an aside, I am disappointed that there are no Tim Hortons in Maryland.  I mean, they have them in West Virginia, for the love of mick!  And Kentucky, interestingly…

On cult followings, part 2…

Saturday, October 27th, 2007

If you had asked me yesterday if I would pay about $13 for two cans of tea, I would have unequivocally said no.  Apparently, I can be persuaded differently

On Scary Cakes…

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

One of my guilty pleasures are Hostess Cupcakes.  I don’t know why I like them.  Honestly, there are much better snacks out there.  But for some reason I am immediately drawn to them when I find them.  I try to limit my consumption to when I’m on road trips (you can find them in every gas station), but some times I waiver.  Today was such an exception.  I was purchasing a beverage (soda/pop/coke/fill in the blank) from a vending machine at work when I spied, not Cupcakes, but Scary Cakes in the adjacent machine.  Yes, in celebration of every child’s favorite holiday at the end of the month of October, Hostess had rebranded their Cupcakes into Scary Cakes.  My curious nature got the better of me, and I decided to buy some just to see what made them so scary.  Turns out, not much.  The chocolate icing has been dyed orange, and instead of the iconic white icing braid we have chocolate sprinkles.  And while the packaging may claim that it has S’cream filling, I denoted no change in taste or consistency from the Cupcake filling.  Apparently, it tastes the same, but looks different…  Still, the packaging is kinda cool…

Scary Cakes!